Tax humour

The Inland Revenue’s computer believes that the generation of names for random audit is too important to be left to chance.

If you want to foil that Inland Revenue computer fill out your self-assessment form using Roman numerals.

I don’t drink, smoke or drive a car - Mr Brown says I’m a tax avoider.

The Lord giveth and the Inland Revenue taketh away.

The Eiffel Tower is Canary Wharf after taxes.

783. The Devil’s number (including VAT).

Why do you bury VAT inspectors 12 foot down instead of six foot. Because deep down they’re really quite nice.